BUPA HOSPITAL

A local dignitary was visiting a Hospital and was suprised to see a nurse behind a screen wanking off a male patient. On inquiry he was told that it was "normal procedure for patients with this condition".

Further on in the visit he was even more suprised to find a nurse giving a patient a blow job, while dressed in stockings and suspenders. "surely this cant be right" he proclaimed.

"Its OK, its OK" said the Manager, "he has the same condition as the other fella, but he's on BUPA".