Thorazine Buildings
(On the corner of Chaos and Lucky in the North of Paradise)

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Random Thought Manufacturing and Classifying, Inc.

Are you constrained by orderly thinking and the slow moving, methodical, assuredness that implies?

Well, have we got an answer for you!

Yes, you can now purchase, for your amazement, edification and possible betterment, our new and improved, Random Thoughts (c)!

Really, why plod through life making decisions based on past, proven, methods when you can grasp a truly random thought and make that the basis for an entire, unlikely new path! We have congregated a group of harried and trivial minds (a few even damaged!), the perfect breeding ground for Random Thoughts (c). In this very building, in front of which you are now standing, sits one of the largest and most impressively modern computers - specifically for the classification and indexing of all those Random Thoughts (c). Even now, sitting in a nicely indexed and cataloged file, deep within the vast memory of our computer, could be lying the very idea, notion, juxtaposition, anecdote, or inkling that you have been waiting for!

Just the other day our Unthink Tank (tm) produced the amazing quandary, "Would all the words be spelled differently if the letters of the alphabet were differently ordered?" What amazing clarity of perception! What a fascinating peak at nonlinear thinking! What exceptional potential! Think what you could do with your very own Random Thought (c) ... the heights you could climb ... and the depths you could explore ...

Tantalized? Tempted? Teased? Here are a few more to seal the deal!

"How about square toilet seats, huh?"
"I think golf would be more fun if the carts flew."
"Shouldn't there be a word that means, 'there is no word for that?'"
"If snakes can eat their own tales, then why not salamanders or eels?"
"Tuesday should always be red shirt day!"
"Hey, if I were taller and weighed the same, I'd be thinner!"

Convinced? Well, knock on the door to untold and untellable potential. Let Random Thought Manufacturing and Classifying, Inc. be your Random Thought (c) provider!

steve 'runester' jarjoura