The Board of Unsafe Structures
(Corner of Enchantment and Poison, Paradise West)

It's easy to believe in immortality. You will live forever if you click your heels together enough. Free

radicals don't exist if you can't see them. Cigarettes are beneficial if tapped on the box seven times.

Self-delusion is a positive lifestyle choice. Older is definitely better. Reasoned decisions are

preferable to spontenaiety. Give me concrete over grass. Give me a city over a forest. Give me a

cage of my own, forever and ever. Amen.